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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 01:06

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

Dr No

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

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-”Ah so!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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